A few years ago I went to go see my brother Max play a show for his birthday. It was awesome. As I was leaving, I went up to say bye and give him his present and whatever and requested a hug. He said, “naw dude, I’m all sweaty.” I said, “do I look like I give a crap, you’re always sweaty, let me hug you,” and in a fit of usual weirdness, he rips open his snap-down shirt รก la Michael Jackson because, I don’t know, he wanted to air out or something. At the same time, some guy was coming up to talk to Max about his music. I have no idea what he thought was going on, but he ripped his shirt open, ran up, and chest-bumped my brother. It freaked him out a little bit, but he ran with it. I remember vividly that this guy had the hugest nipples I had ever seen on a man.
This is that guy.
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